AISubs v3.7
Yo! It's Mizutamari Bond!
- I'm Fushimi Naruto! - And I'm Yuto!
Say "yeah"!
- We were born in 1993... - Yeah.
- Oh, wrong date. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- This is bad! I'm dying!
We were born in a happy era.
We were born in an era where everything was available.
Now that I think of it, this camera and this house...
I think we were born in an era when we didn't even exist.
I feel like I was born in an amazing high school when I was studying.
- "Isn't the radio amazing?" - Yeah!
Our predecessors were amazing!
We were born later than them, but we couldn't make it ourselves.
- Yeah. - We want to try things like that...
- and see how amazing they were. - Yeah.
- So this is what I came up with for our predecessors. - Yeah.
- It's a clock! - It's really simple, but it's hard.
- It's hard to accurately measure a second. - It's too hard.
But I think you'll be able to see how amazing it is if you try it out.
Today, we're going to see who can accurately measure 30 minutes.
For example, if it's a regular clock, it'll say "30" and if it's a clock with 30 hands, it'll say "30 minutes."
- My clock will say "If it's like this, it's over." - I see.
I'll have Ono explain it first and see who's closest.
So first of all, let's have you introduce your clocks.
- I'm trying my best to win this time. - That's right.
I'm going to show you how to win 10 times in a row.
- Are you okay with that? - Yeah.
- I think it's a computer. - It's a Macbook.
- It's not working because it's on top of it. - No, it's not.
- That's 30. - No, it's not.
- Everyone, please look at this graph. - Huh?
This is a certain graph, but do you know what this is?
- Huh? What's this? - This is...
It's a graph of how many times you can scoop up a little bit of hot water.
- Oh! - Yeah.
Depending on which container you put it in and what temperature it is in your room, it can change a lot.
- This time... - This is...
It's a graph of how many times you can scoop up a little bit of regular styrofoam lid and put a liter of hot water in it.
- What's with that? - Wow!
- Did you measure it yourself? - Of course, I took the data myself.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is...
- When it was 55.153 degrees... - Wow!
- How do you know that? - Wow!
- That's crazy. - I did an experiment at my house.
- Maybe your house is too dirty and you have a lot of data plates. - What are you talking about?
- I'd like you to aim for this. - I'm determined to win!
- I'll win! - Hey!
- I said I'd measure it for 30 minutes, but I thought it didn't make sense to just measure it for 30 minutes.
- You can use it for an hour, and if you measure it for two hours, you can measure it for two hours in this way.
- I made something like that. - Wow!
- What I prepared is... - Yes.
- Here it is!
- Have you already measured it? - No, I haven't.
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's a house. I made a house clock. - Huh?
- When Iron turned up the maximum temperature, I immediately boiled the bath. - Yeah.
- As soon as the bath said "I'll boil it in five minutes", I turned on the T-far.
- As soon as the T-far clicked, I opened the fridge.
- As soon as the fridge said "I'll leave it open", I opened the lid of the camera.
- As soon as the camera turned off automatically and fell down, I got on the elevator.
- As soon as I got on the elevator and took a bath in the bathroom from the balcony, I threw it away.
- As soon as the T-far melted and went up, it said "I'll boil it for 30 minutes".
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't know if it can be reproduced properly. - Huh?
- Yes, I verified it properly.
- Then, Shibayu is... - Here I am!
- Yeah, you're in the picture. - Yeah, I'm in the picture.
- It's been there for a while now, but...
- Simple T-far switch! - Wow!
- Huh? That's really amazing if you succeed. - That's amazing!
- First of all, you can start it and at the same time...
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're a inventor! - You're amazing!
- Once you turn on the T-far, you can't touch it anymore, right? - That's right.
- Then, finally, Ryo is... - Yes.
- The watch I'm holding... - ...is this one!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- What's with you guys? - Today, Ryo is an idiot!
- No, I'm not! - Hahaha!
- I'm here to win!
- Internal clock!
- Apparently, you used to be good at sports, didn't you? - Yes, yes.
- You were good at running, weren't you? - Well, well, well...
- 1km in 4 minutes, right? - That's right.
- Running 1km in 4 minutes is a killer pace.
- Usually, you can run 1km in 3 minutes and 59 seconds, right? - You can do it in 4 minutes!
- You can do it in 1 minute!
- So, we thought about it and calculated it like this.
- It's called "kazooho", right, Tetsuya? - Yeah.
- It's the 13th floor. - No, it's not!
- It takes you 1 minute to get off the ground from the 13th floor.
- You're supposed to go to Ion Mall, but it takes you about 2.5km.
- If you run at 1km in 5 minutes, it takes you 12 minutes and 30 seconds.
- And if you go back, you'll be a little tired and your pace will drop.
- I'll run at 1km in 6 minutes.
- It takes you 15 minutes and 1 minute and 30 seconds to get to the ground.
- If you go past security, you'll run out of time.
- You'll run out of time.
- It takes you 2 minutes and 30 seconds and it takes you a total of 30 minutes.
- You ran out of time.
- Okay, let's start from where we like. - Okay!
- Calculation, start!
Calculation
- Everyone, are you ready? - Yes!
- Okay, let's start! - Okay!
- 3, 2, 1...
- Start!
- Go! - Go!
- Start! - Orya!
- Start!
- Orya! - Go!
- Start!
- Orya! - Go!
- Max, max, max!
- As soon as this lightning is over, I'll boil the bath.
- Over there!
- Okay, I'll just leave the rest to you.
- I'm really just waiting for the rest.
- It's a piece of cake.
- There's a needle here.
- It's important to see if you can put the needle in here. - Here it is!
- Okay! - Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- You pulled it out, didn't you? - We have about 10 minutes left.
- We left Tetsuya's house and came all the way to Line 248.
- I wanted to go to the traffic light, but luckily it's blue.
- I'm in good shape. I'm going to run straight to Iwon as it is.
- I raised my pace by going to the traffic light.
- I don't think there will be any problems with the time.
- I'm bored.
I arrived a little early.
It's 4pm.
I'm a little tired of push-ups, so I'll run slowly on my way home.
Come on, come on, come on.
The first checkpoint is approaching.
If you don't get stuck here, my 30 minutes will be eternal.
- Ah, here it is, here it is, here it is. - Oh, it's burning, it's burning.
Oh, it's amazing.
- Here I go! - You can do it!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- It's a mistake! - Hurry!
- It's a mistake! - It's a mistake!
- Hurry! - Hurry!
- That was close! - You can do it with your hands!
If you don't use your hands, you'll get caught for 30 minutes for life!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- Oh, it's stuck. - Oh...
It's stuck, but you can't let it go.
- Don't pull it out. - It's frustrating, but there's a little instruction in there.
If you put a ball in there like this...
- Yeah. - You're out for 30 minutes.
"Botsuuto" is said...
And from here, we're saying "bota bota" and "bota bota".
And now it's starting to accumulate in this "sushi odoshi" area.
It's going well.
Oh, it's rising! It's rising!
Oh no!
Oh no! It's rising! It's rising!
Oh, no! Sato, you should not eat it!
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh, my! Oh, no!
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh, my! Oh, no!
Is it over? Is it over?
You eat too fast!
It is rising again!
It's coming! It's coming!
I'll send it to you!
Come on!
I got it! I got it! Hurry up! Hurry up! Open it!
Okay! I opened it! I opened it!
Okay, now I'll wait for one minute.
I'm going to remove the tape soon.
There's a theory that the temperature changes a little depending on how you fix this thermometer.
There are various sweets, but they all have expired.
It's hard!
But...
Oh, hello.
You're amazing, really.
You're from Okazaki.
You all are viewers, aren't you?
So, I'm almost there.
I'm going to follow you.
Look!
Yay!
Thank you!
Oh, I was surprised!
Oh, it's not!
Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Open it!
Okay! I opened it!
As soon as the power goes out, I'll get in the elevator, so let's bring it.
It's about 58 degrees Celsius now, so it's about time.
But it's hard for the temperature to drop from around here.
Bye-bye!
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Okay, we're back. It's like this.
We're back to the 13th floor.
What are you doing?
Hurry up!
As soon as we come back, there will be a bug! A bug! A bug! A bug!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
If you've been waiting for 30 minutes...
Go!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Get out of the way! Hurry up!
Okay!
As soon as this bug comes up, we'll stop for 30 minutes.
Is it really only one more time?
If you're going, it's about time!
If you say "now", I'll stop you!
Okay!
Okay, it's 50.153 degrees Celsius, so...
Is it over?
Are you going?
Yes!
Now!
And so, I measured the time of the bug glasses for 30 minutes.
Oh! Oh! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
The bug is coming!
The bug is coming! Oh!
It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up! It's coming up!
Stop!
The end!
The watch competition is over!
Congratulations!
Shall we announce the 10th place?
Yes!
Then please announce the 4th place!
The 4th place is...
What is it?
I was practicing.
Your watch is annoying.
Ta-dah!
It's Shibayu-kun!
Easy win!
Easy win?
I soloed it.
It was crazy fast.
It was really fast.
The watch was in good condition.
Yes.
The time is...
16 minutes and 36 seconds.
It's fast!
Then please announce the 3rd place!
The 3rd place is...
It's Ryo-kun!
Wow! It's fast!
See!
The viewers chase me a lot.
What is it?
It's funny.
The viewers chase me a lot.
Nihon-pan says "Do your best!"
and I'm praised a lot.
That's why it's fast.
I'm praised a lot.
You didn't know that, did you?
What is the time?
25 minutes and 17 seconds.
It's fast!
I think we stopped about 5 minutes later than Ryo.
That's right.
This place is close, but I don't know which one it is.
Please announce the 1st place!
The 1st place is...
It's Tetsuya-kun!
Wow!
I did it!
What is the time?
Mushi-san is 27 minutes and 54 seconds.
Wow!
It's a little faster.
Tetsuya-kun is 29 minutes and 55 seconds.
Wow!
I'm going to pour water around you every time the wind blows.
Shut up.
If you want to make a watch from now on, please refer to our video.
No way.
Please try it out.
Ouch!